DJ Bios:

 Rachel Easter - Rachel is studying forensic science. One day she hopes to travel the country in a full-sized van with a couple, a stoner and a dog. They will solve mysteries. Jenkies!!!

Courtney Glore - The reason you don't have blonde hair is because Courtney has it - all of it. If you'd like to have blonde hair, you must take it from Courtney...if you can.

Matt Grove - Matt says he likes Creed, but that can't be true. No one likes Creed.

 Mike Spencer - Mike once mailed himself from Michigan to Oregon to see his great aunt Gladys. He arrived 3 days later, sore and malnourished, but otherwise fine.

 Kyle Stewart - Kyle played bass in a punk band called Purple Monkey Dishwasher. In 2004 they remade Never Mind the Bullocks at half it's normal speed. It was awful. They disbanded soon after.